I do have some excellent news about a new contract coming up, but I can’t quite share it with you yet. I hope everything will be finalized next week and I’ll be able to give you the deets. Needless to say, I’m ecstatic.

I’ll be participating at the Toronto Romance Writer’s March critique session again this year. I hope I’ll be able to offer a bit of advice to the new writers in my group. Thankfully J.K. Coi is my critique partner, so they will benefit from her expertise as well.

Seeing as it’s Friday, I thought I’d share another funny video with you. This one isn’t safe for little ears or work (unless you have headphones). I laughed my ass off!

Happy Friday everyone!

What a crazy week it has been for me. Lots going on in the non-writing world, making it hard for me to get much movement on my manuscript for No Master. It’s coming, though. Promise!

But enough of that. It’s Friday and we need some giggles!!

You Really Don’t Want To Be A Writer

This link was sent to me by the fantastically amazing JK Coi. And while it is clearly meant to be funny…yeah, there’s some truth in there too.

Devils and Angels

This video came curtsy of my sister. The host…I couldn’t stop laughing.

And a joke! Also from my sister (I loves her bunches)

A Loving Wife

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
‘Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail And hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, Don’t resist, don’t complain…do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!’

His wife responds: ‘He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, he thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.’

Have a safe and happy weekend everyone!

Hilarious British Animal Voiceovers – BBC1

Nighttime….DAYTIME!!!!

*giggle snort* Happy Friday everyone.

Enjoy!

However, during one of my sessions at Romanicon I was describing how I typically work out my plots and said something along the lines of, “…and then they have sex.” This created a bit of a giggle in the crowd and became a bit of a running joke for the rest of the weekend.

On the last day (I think, it’s all a blur) I said I wanted to get t-shirts made up with the saying on it. What a lark!

Well, I did.

If you happen to want one, I’ve created a Cafe Press store with the shirt. They are simply (honestly, I’m not expecting anyone to want them), but I can do better if there is any interest.

So there. I’ve done what I said I would. And that is that.

Of course I said yes!

If you are a fan of EC and all her authors, then you need to come over and check out the fun. There are so many people participating, you can’t even shake a stick at them!

Amy has posted excerpts from participating authors, and each of us has our own section where we will be posting more excerpts and chatting. In addition, I’ll be giving away a few free books to some lucky commenters. Come over and check out my thread.

Make sure to visit the other authors too and help spread the word.

*does a snoopy dance*

And for your listening entertainment, this little video was Twittered by Leah Braemel. Silly thing has been stuck in my head for DAYS now. Enjoy!

As most of you know, tomorrow is Father’s day. That means it will be my turn to make breakfast and treat the man. We are going to a BBQ with some friends, which will be a riot. Hubby deserves to be pampered, so I’ll probably go get him a nice steak.

Monday is out wedding anniversary. We’ve been together for twenty years, but have been married for thirteen. We met when I was fourteen, got engaged when I was eighteen and married at twenty-one. Been an awesome time ever since.

Speaking of wedding invitations…over at Twitter, a posting came up for the most awesome wedding invitation ever!!! You have to check this out hehehe.

I’ll be around here and there over the next few days, but not very much. I hope you all have a fantastic few days.

*does a snoopy dance*