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It’s The Little Things

Happy Friday everyone!

Friday Funny – Riding…Turtles?

Wow, I’ve been neglecting the old blog again. But I promise, it’s a result of good things!

This week I’ve been eyeball deep in edits for the Long Shots series. The first round for the first two stories are done, and I’ll be moving on with them later this week.

I’ve also had news of two sales! I’m still waiting on the official bits before I can share the details, but I’m very happy with both. I hope you all are too. :)

Today’s Friday funny came from a day job co-worker. Please don’t hate me for getting this song stuck in your head. Have a fantastic weekend!

Friday Funny – Angry Birds

And what a wonderful Friday it is so far! I had discovered this video via IMDB this week and Tweeted it, but I thought I would put it here as well for my Friday funny!

What if Michael Bay directed Angry Birds the movie?

Friday Funny

What a week! Life in the d’Abo household has been clipping along at a good pace. We are in the process of selling our house, which means LOTS of cleaning and decluttering. The minions aren’t very happy about the extra work, but they will survive.

I do have some excellent news about a new contract coming up, but I can’t quite share it with you yet. I hope everything will be finalized next week and I’ll be able to give you the deets. Needless to say, I’m ecstatic. :D

I’ll be participating at the Toronto Romance Writer’s March critique session again this year. I hope I’ll be able to offer a bit of advice to the new writers in my group. Thankfully J.K. Coi is my critique partner, so they will benefit from her expertise as well.

Seeing as it’s Friday, I thought I’d share another funny video with you. This one isn’t safe for little ears or work (unless you have headphones). I laughed my ass off!

Happy Friday everyone!

Friday Funnies

TGIF people!!

What a crazy week it has been for me. Lots going on in the non-writing world, making it hard for me to get much movement on my manuscript for No Master. It’s coming, though. Promise!

But enough of that. It’s Friday and we need some giggles!!

You Really Don’t Want To Be A Writer

This link was sent to me by the fantastically amazing JK Coi. And while it is clearly meant to be funny…yeah, there’s some truth in there too.

Devils and Angels

This video came curtsy of my sister. The host…I couldn’t stop laughing.

And a joke! Also from my sister (I loves her bunches)

A Loving Wife

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
‘Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail And hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, Don’t resist, don’t complain…do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!’

His wife responds: ‘He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, he thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.’

Have a safe and happy weekend everyone!

Friday Funny

My daughter told me about this video after seeing it in her science class. Then the amazing JK Coi sent me the link yesterday. I don’t care how bad your week was, this will make you giggle.

Hilarious British Animal Voiceovers – BBC1

Nighttime….DAYTIME!!!!

*giggle snort* Happy Friday everyone.